Mostly dead inside.

I'm a former standup comic and full-time misanthrope who rants like every other idiot on the Internet. May contain traces of nuts.

This foul-mouthed bird sounds rather familiar

Sis Boom Bah: a classic moment from The Tonight Show

LP cover: Sounds of 9/11

LP cover: Songs of Jonestown

All in the 90’s (My All in the Family theme parody)

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